The Burlesque Easter Pageant at Lord Baltimore Hotel – Baltimore, MD

The Burlesque Easter Pageant

April 3 • Lord Baltimore Hotel – International Room
Doors 7:30 PM • Show at 8:00 PM
Produced by “Rev.” Tapitha Kix

Step into the International Room as it transforms into the most delightfully off?beat Easter “service” you’ve ever attended. The Burlesque Easter Pageant is an immersive, tongue?in?cheek basement?church experience where springtime rituals, playful pageantry, and a little bump and grind come together.

You’ll join the “congregation” for an evening of spirited celebration featuring free tambourines, communion wine, and a hymnal full of twisted songs, call?and?response moments, and heartfelt (if slightly questionable) testimonies. This service may start with familiar traditions, but it doesn’t take long before things bloom into something far more unexpected.

Guiding the flock is “Rev.” Tapitha Kix, presiding over a lineup of performers ready to bring rebirth, revelry, and a touch of mischief to the fellowship hall:

• Sister Mary Muse
• Brother Kit Valentine
• Saint Orion St. Michael
• High Priestess Bunny Vicious
• Rev. Mother Ladie Bladie
• Choirmaster Thots ’n’ Prayers
• Church organist & youth pastor Dirk Hamfist

From spring? rituals to rebirth?themed acts, from feeling the “holy spirit” to a devilish glass?walking spectacle, each moment adds a new twist to this unconventional celebration—never mean?spirited, always joyfully irreverent.

You’re not just watching the pageant—you’re part of the congregation. Clap, shake your tambourine, sip your communion wine, and let yourself get swept up in the spirit of the season.

This Easter, the basement service goes a little wild… Prepare to be saved!

Tickets: $15 General Congregation

$30 The Favored Flock VIP seats – includes seating in the front row and an Easter gift from the Reverend herself.

$75 Guaranteed spot in heaven — ticket for two — includes front and center seating, upgraded gift bag, a bottle of communion wine and an opportunity to join the Reverend on stage (only if you want to!)