YUMMY by Siren Pack | Baltimore Burlesque Dinner Show at Kink Cafe – Baltimore, MD
RITUALISTIC. INTIMATE. UPSCALE. LUXURIOUS. EROTIC. IMMERSIVE. PRIMAL.
These are just some of the words to describe the Siren Pack YUMMY Experience. We gather world-class performers, pair down to our most primal nature, and express exactly what makes us feel the MOST YUMMY.
Join us for what Peabody award winner Sue Jaye Johnson calls one of the most smartest, funniest, welcoming, loving, provocative, educational, heartwarming, p*ssy warming, and c*ck loving.. shows that exist.
Joe Richman, her husband, who also has a Peabody award, says YUMMY by Siren Pack is a culmination of edgy and funny and heart and mission. Like s3xy activism. All of that together!”
Edge yourself. Unlock a new kink. Meet a new friend. Or simply, enjoy sensual energy within the community of our lively and engaging audience.”YUMMY” is an erotic gathering featuring the most provocative in one of Baltimore’s most immersive and interactive restaurants to date.
YUMMY is an intimate, primal, and raw exploration of the Erotics. Its a kinky variety show featuring burlesque, theatre, comedy, kink, side-show, flow arts, drag, and so much more… depending on the show, location, and cast, as we are site-specific, immersive, and interactive. From the sacred to the profane, we leave it all on stage.
Siren Pack has returned to Baltimore after 5 years with a Charm City residency at Kink Cafe, Baltimore’s first BDSM cafe experience, located just a few blocks from Penn Station.
PLEASE NOTE, A HOUSE MINIMUM OF 2 ITEMS PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. It is also important to note, as with industry standards, we DO NOT OFFER REFUNDS. Please read all information carefully BEFORE completing our detailed purchasing process. Should you need to make a change, we are open to transferring your ticket to another show within a select timeframe.
Show elements based on venue may include – Pole Dance | Burlesque | Cabaret Singing | Kink & BDSM | Spoken Word & Storytelling | Drag | Flow Arts | Aerial Arts | Comedy | Theatre | GoGo Dancing | Ritual
TICKET TYPES – TIXS ONLY AVAILABLE IN ADVANCE. All ticket types include :
- Admission into the YUMMY erotic show.
- Intentional and consensual ritual participation (Siren Pack shows are immersive and interactive. Choose your own journey and experience. Ex: might be lighting a candle, placing an object on an altar, or a pop-up moment with a performer.
TICKET TYPES OPTIONS
- $25 for Open Seating: Were so excited that youre joining us for this erotic experience.
What to Expect
This is an intimate, avant-garde dinner-and-show experience..
Your evening supports a full creative ecosystem – Black performers, Black venue staff, and the space itself which is Black-owned. Guests should plan accordingly.
When planning your night, we recommend budgeting for:
- A $25 YUMMY show ticket
- Performer tips of ~$5 per act minimum (approximately $30 total)
- A two-item menu minimum ($10$40, depending on selections)
- 20% gratuity for servers (industry standard)
Some guests keep it simple with a light order; others treat it as a full dinner. Either is welcome. What matters is conscious participation. Most guests spend $65$105 in total. Your participation directly sustains the work youre enjoying.
This is a curated, luxury pop-up experience at a mission-driven restaurant rooted in reciprocity, presence, and patronage.
Special Note:
While the Kink Cafe welcomes patrons who are 30+ and up, for this Siren Pack experience, attendees can be 21+ and up.
What are they saying?
- “It’s more than magical. TRANSCENDENT.” – Rashida Khanbey Miller
- “[Shay Au Lait is] literal magick, and experiencing Siren Pack pulled my timelines together.” – Founder of Throw That Ass Healing Studio
- “Wifey and I really enjoyed meeting you, [Switchress]. Your aura was amazing to be around. Your event really helped us connect in a way we both hadn’t in a long time. We are grateful for your event.” – Mr. CunningLinguist, BDSM Educator, Adults Topics Writer, Service Top, Audience Member
- ” The most wild burlesque show we’ve been to [in] a while.” – idktonight.com (now Cobble).
- “Had the best date night. Sexy, lushes, beautiful and fun performance by Siren Pack. Loved the production.” – Olesya, Audience Member
For the adventurous, experimentalist, and curious who enjoy a healthy dose of the unknown, join us for YUMMY.
It is important to note the following so that your experience is as full as it can be.
BLACK AF + BIPOC
Our Founders and Producers are BLACK AF. The majority of our production team and cast represent BIPOC people from all over the world. We center the black experience in our performance art and immersive experiences. We bring focus to BIPOC. And we welcome and celebrate everyone of all identities, races, nationalities, and ethnicities!
SEX POSITIVE & LOVE STYLES
We welcome all love styles to use us as the best date night destination. Whether you’re monogamous, nonmonogamous, or polyamorous, our community includes those of all love styles and is sex-positive. Whether it’s the first date, the 10th, or you’re celebrating a milestone anniversary, we’d love to have you join us.
QUEER & STRAIGHT PEOPLE
Our entire company and those we work with include many from all aspects and identities of the Queer community (LGBTQIA2S+) All are welcomed into our community no matter who you are or who you’re into.
KINK & BDSM
Our leadership team and production team are all BDSM and Kink practitioners, lifestylers, and/or professionals. While select feature performers may be Vanilla, our experiences and shows are immersed in all kinds of subversive kinks if you want to see them. However, vanilla is a flavor, and those who identify as such can have an equally enjoyable experience. (Select BDSM events and play parties, due to their nature, are vetted and/or invite-only.)
SHADOWS OF INCLUSIVITY
There are many areas of inclusivity any person or organization can choose to focus on. We are also keenly aware that, due to trending or more socially acceptable forms of inclusivity and diversity, marginalized and oppressed people sometimes fall further into the shadows of inclusivity. Noting this, we also tend to cast and produce on the fringes and within the shadows often overlooked.
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ABOUT SIREN PACK: Siren Pack is a production powerhouse and lifestyle brand founded in 2018 by a collection of Black Queer Producers led by Shay Au Lait. We curate high-end, avant-garde luxury experiences and produce theatrical, sensually immersive, erotic-noir performance art. https://instagram.com/sirenpack
ABOUT KINK CAFE: Kink Cafe is where food meets freedom. They are Baltimores first BDSM cafe experience, where indulgence, safety, and social impact are always on the menu. Kink Cafe blends the sophistication of casual dining with the erotic energy of kink culture, creating a space where boundaries are explored, desires are honored, and masked Servants attend to guests with grace, reverence, and just a hint of mystery. More than a restaurant, they are a social space for pleasure-seekers, boundary-pushers, and liberated hearts. https://kinkcafe.org/
Additional Sponsors include SpeakEasy Noir, SuciaKINK, and The Black Kink Network.
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